Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Deep Thoughts.... On Mr Hair Gel
I saw him today. The man who thought the whole world would stop if he ran out of hair gel. No honestly he actually believed in this. He is the most sexiest man I have seen in real life. Coz if I count the showbiz world, then he wouldn't be in the list. He looks slightly like Josh Holloway from 'Lost'. And has a body like he's as well.
We were together for three months. And let me tell you, every joke you must of heard about dump blondes, well who ever wrote them probably had him in mind. This man had always been late for a date, and whenever he saw a mirror he would stop to take a good look. I was only with him because of he's skills in bed. He was good, and after three months of him talking to me about which hair gel he thinks is good, I had enough. I no longer wanted him no matter what he skills he had in bed!
When I saw him I had nearly fell of my seat. He had walked into the meeting I had in the morning. And "OH MY GOD" was all I could think. He looked well. I guess thats what I would have to say. I cant say more, im no longer with him, and also why should I bring myself down? I wonder what he thought of me when he saw me. My mind was all over the place... I was thinking all kinds of things... mainly whether I should DO him after the meeting. But I couldnt do that... It wont be fair on the other girls who thought the same. I know they did. I saw their faces light up when he walked in.
But hey, I had him, did him and still came out better without him!
It was a nice feeling when I knew all the girls wanted him there and then, and also that I had him. Its weird, me and him had a very sexual relationship, but I never felt jealous whenever a girl would talk about him. I never felt jealous and I still dont.
After the meeting was over, I had stayed behind trying to look like I had alot to carry out, but secretly trying to see if he waited for a chat. Well to my suprise, he waited.
As soon as he came in front of me I knew something was up. We had started talking, small talk at first. You know "hows family/friends/area/pets/life?". I had so not intended him to turn to me and ask me out for a dinner! How could this be? Didnt my break up with him told him not to go after me any more. I had then said no, making up some excuse about going out with friends, (which is partly true, I wasnt going out tonight but I was going to stay in watching 'Friends' and drinking alcohol, which is a friend).
He had then said that he wanted to talk, and I thought he would want to talk about me and him, well apparantly it wasnt. What he wanted was to talk about how my best friend was doing, and that if I had taken he's offer to go and eat with him, I would have bought my best friend with me so I could SET HIM UP WITH HER! I know what your thinking. I thought the same. But I did reply to him by saying that if my girl friend ever wanted to be with someone who thinks through he's "one eyed snake" then I will definately pass your number to her.
I had walked off grining! That was the best morning in my life. Not only I had fucked him, and dumped him, I had also told him where to take the third leg of his!
When I saw him I had nearly fell of my seat. He had walked into the meeting I had in the morning. And "OH MY GOD" was all I could think. He looked well. I guess thats what I would have to say. I cant say more, im no longer with him, and also why should I bring myself down? I wonder what he thought of me when he saw me. My mind was all over the place... I was thinking all kinds of things... mainly whether I should DO him after the meeting. But I couldnt do that... It wont be fair on the other girls who thought the same. I know they did. I saw their faces light up when he walked in.
But hey, I had him, did him and still came out better without him!
It was a nice feeling when I knew all the girls wanted him there and then, and also that I had him. Its weird, me and him had a very sexual relationship, but I never felt jealous whenever a girl would talk about him. I never felt jealous and I still dont.
After the meeting was over, I had stayed behind trying to look like I had alot to carry out, but secretly trying to see if he waited for a chat. Well to my suprise, he waited.
As soon as he came in front of me I knew something was up. We had started talking, small talk at first. You know "hows family/friends/area/pets/life?". I had so not intended him to turn to me and ask me out for a dinner! How could this be? Didnt my break up with him told him not to go after me any more. I had then said no, making up some excuse about going out with friends, (which is partly true, I wasnt going out tonight but I was going to stay in watching 'Friends' and drinking alcohol, which is a friend).
He had then said that he wanted to talk, and I thought he would want to talk about me and him, well apparantly it wasnt. What he wanted was to talk about how my best friend was doing, and that if I had taken he's offer to go and eat with him, I would have bought my best friend with me so I could SET HIM UP WITH HER! I know what your thinking. I thought the same. But I did reply to him by saying that if my girl friend ever wanted to be with someone who thinks through he's "one eyed snake" then I will definately pass your number to her.
I had walked off grining! That was the best morning in my life. Not only I had fucked him, and dumped him, I had also told him where to take the third leg of his!
# posted by Ice.Fire : Tuesday, April 25, 2006
