Thursday, April 27, 2006
The Man
I had lunch with my friend today. Now this guy is perfect, he has a sence of humour and he also loves the thought Ocean's Thirteen being made. And yes he's gay.
Anyway Im eating my lunch like there is no tomarrow, and I do so by spilling the tomatoe sauce down my chin. Just when my friend, Rick, wipes my mouth I see him. I see THE MAN.
He has the smile, the looks, the hair, the clothes, the car, the money and Im quite sure he also has the body. Man he's good looking. Its worth coming into work just to see him smile at me. I havent spoken to him probably, just spoke a couple of times but it was regarding work, so it didnt count. This man is really some work of art.
Well I saw him, and out of no where he comes up to me. We start talking and he pulls up a chair next to mine. Him and Rick got on well. Thats probably because Rick kept on undressing him in his mind and didnt care what The Man was talking about. Well honestly, I was doing the same thing.
I had wanted to ask him out on a date for a very long time. But I couldnt do so... The way I see it, if I ask him out... and we go on a date... which normally happens... Well what if he aint so great... What if he is just like the other man Ive been with. I dont want that image of his to change.
I love the way he brings butterflies to my stomach just by smiling. Its a cheap thrill but after dating so many losers I think any thrill coming my way is good.. lol
What Im sayin........I want The Man to stay The Man and not become... like most men Ive dated:
Anyway Im eating my lunch like there is no tomarrow, and I do so by spilling the tomatoe sauce down my chin. Just when my friend, Rick, wipes my mouth I see him. I see THE MAN.
He has the smile, the looks, the hair, the clothes, the car, the money and Im quite sure he also has the body. Man he's good looking. Its worth coming into work just to see him smile at me. I havent spoken to him probably, just spoke a couple of times but it was regarding work, so it didnt count. This man is really some work of art.
Well I saw him, and out of no where he comes up to me. We start talking and he pulls up a chair next to mine. Him and Rick got on well. Thats probably because Rick kept on undressing him in his mind and didnt care what The Man was talking about. Well honestly, I was doing the same thing.
I had wanted to ask him out on a date for a very long time. But I couldnt do so... The way I see it, if I ask him out... and we go on a date... which normally happens... Well what if he aint so great... What if he is just like the other man Ive been with. I dont want that image of his to change.
I love the way he brings butterflies to my stomach just by smiling. Its a cheap thrill but after dating so many losers I think any thrill coming my way is good.. lol
What Im sayin........I want The Man to stay The Man and not become... like most men Ive dated:
- The cheap Man
- The perverted Man
- The 'Not so funny jokes' Man
- The desperate to date your friend man (you remember Mr Hair Gel)
- The self-centered man
- The Man who prefers football to ANYTHING!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Mr Me Me Me
I had such a boring day today. Nothing happened at work and I'm bloody bored at home. So what do I do? I could try to do some work that I had bought home from work, dont ask why, or I could call everyone I knew to see if they want to come over. So who do I call... Not my best friend coz shes out of this country, and not my friends coz I cant bare to hear them moan. So I end up calling this guy Iv been on three dates with.
He is very sweet, and O.K in bed. So I bring him down to chat. He comes in an hour later and starts going on about his relation with his dad. And 'OH MY GOD'... This man has more problems than I do. I thought I needed therapy but this guy has me beat. Poor man though, he loves his father really, but dont love my father so I cant relate. But as a good person, or as a good person I want him to think I am, I carry on listening to. I listen and drink. This man went on and on and on...
So I started thinking....
Why do I end up with these men... They are absolutly annoying, I mainly go on my judgement on how they are in bed, but carryng a conversation with them is like talking to a brick wall , but this brick wall only says three things in reply "Its all about me, Its all about me, Its all about me"
I know Im not the only woman who has bad luck with men. But I tend to have a trend going... It goes from bad to worse.
Now as he's talking I'm trying to think of ways to tell me him its over and never call me again. He talked for 3 and a half hours. 3 AND A HALF HOURS!!!! I could have watched a movie, could of done some office work, could have spent some time on myself. But no, I always make bad decision and this one was the worst.
I think they only way I had not fallen a sleep was because I kept thinking of Colin Farrell NAKED! Hmmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!
He is very sweet, and O.K in bed. So I bring him down to chat. He comes in an hour later and starts going on about his relation with his dad. And 'OH MY GOD'... This man has more problems than I do. I thought I needed therapy but this guy has me beat. Poor man though, he loves his father really, but dont love my father so I cant relate. But as a good person, or as a good person I want him to think I am, I carry on listening to. I listen and drink. This man went on and on and on...
So I started thinking....
Why do I end up with these men... They are absolutly annoying, I mainly go on my judgement on how they are in bed, but carryng a conversation with them is like talking to a brick wall , but this brick wall only says three things in reply "Its all about me, Its all about me, Its all about me"
I know Im not the only woman who has bad luck with men. But I tend to have a trend going... It goes from bad to worse.
Now as he's talking I'm trying to think of ways to tell me him its over and never call me again. He talked for 3 and a half hours. 3 AND A HALF HOURS!!!! I could have watched a movie, could of done some office work, could have spent some time on myself. But no, I always make bad decision and this one was the worst.
I think they only way I had not fallen a sleep was because I kept thinking of Colin Farrell NAKED! Hmmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Five things you shouldn't say...
Five things you shouldn't say on a first date:
- "My last boyfriend and I were so in love, we wanted to marry each other but it didnt work out. Im still open to proposals though." wink wink.
- "My ex boyfriend cheated on me, I ruined everything he ever owned.... Including his car."
- "My best friend and I are like sisters. I love her so much" Five minutes later... "I hate her, that bitch."
- "Your very quite, what's wrong? Im not quite... I love to talk...." (And you dont stop)
- "Im looking for a long term relationship... no a short term fling... no a long term thing... no no no... a short one... actually I dont know, ask me on our next date."
Five things you shouldnt say to your other half, who asks you to move in with him:
- "Oh god no!"
- "I would if you kick your mum out."
- "No coz I cant stand seeing you for longer than a few hours. How can I bare a life time!"
- "Then how will I see my cute neighbour every morning?"
- "As long as you dont mind me planning our wedding" He says "What wedding?" You reply "Our one silly, you obviously would want to marry me soon after, dont you?"
Five things you shouldn't say when your other half proposes to you:
- "Oh..... Ok. I thought someone better might come along, but oh well."
- "OH MY GOD!" and then you run out.
- "Thats the ring you got me? oh."
- "Oh thank god you asked me.... I thought I was gonna die alone."
- "Why? Im happy loving you, why would you wanna change that?"
Deep Thoughts.... On Mr Hair Gel
I saw him today. The man who thought the whole world would stop if he ran out of hair gel. No honestly he actually believed in this. He is the most sexiest man I have seen in real life. Coz if I count the showbiz world, then he wouldn't be in the list. He looks slightly like Josh Holloway from 'Lost'. And has a body like he's as well.
We were together for three months. And let me tell you, every joke you must of heard about dump blondes, well who ever wrote them probably had him in mind. This man had always been late for a date, and whenever he saw a mirror he would stop to take a good look. I was only with him because of he's skills in bed. He was good, and after three months of him talking to me about which hair gel he thinks is good, I had enough. I no longer wanted him no matter what he skills he had in bed!
When I saw him I had nearly fell of my seat. He had walked into the meeting I had in the morning. And "OH MY GOD" was all I could think. He looked well. I guess thats what I would have to say. I cant say more, im no longer with him, and also why should I bring myself down? I wonder what he thought of me when he saw me. My mind was all over the place... I was thinking all kinds of things... mainly whether I should DO him after the meeting. But I couldnt do that... It wont be fair on the other girls who thought the same. I know they did. I saw their faces light up when he walked in.
But hey, I had him, did him and still came out better without him!
It was a nice feeling when I knew all the girls wanted him there and then, and also that I had him. Its weird, me and him had a very sexual relationship, but I never felt jealous whenever a girl would talk about him. I never felt jealous and I still dont.
After the meeting was over, I had stayed behind trying to look like I had alot to carry out, but secretly trying to see if he waited for a chat. Well to my suprise, he waited.
As soon as he came in front of me I knew something was up. We had started talking, small talk at first. You know "hows family/friends/area/pets/life?". I had so not intended him to turn to me and ask me out for a dinner! How could this be? Didnt my break up with him told him not to go after me any more. I had then said no, making up some excuse about going out with friends, (which is partly true, I wasnt going out tonight but I was going to stay in watching 'Friends' and drinking alcohol, which is a friend).
He had then said that he wanted to talk, and I thought he would want to talk about me and him, well apparantly it wasnt. What he wanted was to talk about how my best friend was doing, and that if I had taken he's offer to go and eat with him, I would have bought my best friend with me so I could SET HIM UP WITH HER! I know what your thinking. I thought the same. But I did reply to him by saying that if my girl friend ever wanted to be with someone who thinks through he's "one eyed snake" then I will definately pass your number to her.
I had walked off grining! That was the best morning in my life. Not only I had fucked him, and dumped him, I had also told him where to take the third leg of his!
When I saw him I had nearly fell of my seat. He had walked into the meeting I had in the morning. And "OH MY GOD" was all I could think. He looked well. I guess thats what I would have to say. I cant say more, im no longer with him, and also why should I bring myself down? I wonder what he thought of me when he saw me. My mind was all over the place... I was thinking all kinds of things... mainly whether I should DO him after the meeting. But I couldnt do that... It wont be fair on the other girls who thought the same. I know they did. I saw their faces light up when he walked in.
But hey, I had him, did him and still came out better without him!
It was a nice feeling when I knew all the girls wanted him there and then, and also that I had him. Its weird, me and him had a very sexual relationship, but I never felt jealous whenever a girl would talk about him. I never felt jealous and I still dont.
After the meeting was over, I had stayed behind trying to look like I had alot to carry out, but secretly trying to see if he waited for a chat. Well to my suprise, he waited.
As soon as he came in front of me I knew something was up. We had started talking, small talk at first. You know "hows family/friends/area/pets/life?". I had so not intended him to turn to me and ask me out for a dinner! How could this be? Didnt my break up with him told him not to go after me any more. I had then said no, making up some excuse about going out with friends, (which is partly true, I wasnt going out tonight but I was going to stay in watching 'Friends' and drinking alcohol, which is a friend).
He had then said that he wanted to talk, and I thought he would want to talk about me and him, well apparantly it wasnt. What he wanted was to talk about how my best friend was doing, and that if I had taken he's offer to go and eat with him, I would have bought my best friend with me so I could SET HIM UP WITH HER! I know what your thinking. I thought the same. But I did reply to him by saying that if my girl friend ever wanted to be with someone who thinks through he's "one eyed snake" then I will definately pass your number to her.
I had walked off grining! That was the best morning in my life. Not only I had fucked him, and dumped him, I had also told him where to take the third leg of his!
