I hope I know what Im doing....Coz I feel Lost

1. "My last boyfriend and I were so in love, we wanted to marry each other but it didnt work out. Im still open to proposals though." wink wink.
2. "My ex boyfriend cheated on me, I ruined everything he ever owned.... Including his car."
3. "My best friend and I are like sisters. I love her so much" Five minutes later... "I hate her, that bitch."
4. "Your very quite, what's wrong? Im not quite... I love to talk...." (And you dont stop)
5. "Im looking for a long term relationship... no a short term fling... no a long term thing... no no no... a short one... actually I dont know, ask me on our next date."

Five things you shouldnt say to your other half, who asks you to move in with him:

1. "Oh god no!"
2. "I would if you kick your mum out."
3. "No coz I cant stand seeing you for longer than a few hours. How can I bare a life time!"
4. "Then how will I see my cute neighbour every morning?"
5. "As long as you dont mind me planning our wedding" He says "What wedding?" You reply "Our one silly, you obviously would want to marry me soon after, dont you?"

Five things you shouldn't say when your other half proposes to you:

1. "Oh..... Ok. I thought someone better might come along, but oh well."
2. "OH MY GOD!" and then you run out.
3. "Thats the ring you got me? oh."
4. "Oh thank god you asked me.... I thought I was gonna die alone."
5. "Why? Im happy loving you, why would you wanna change that?"

# posted by Ice.Fire : Tuesday, April 25, 2006